Eating Through Downtown Portland

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The Best Food in Downtown PortlandDowntown Portland is not Portlandia. It even seems to have ditched the adage “Keep Portland Weird,” unlike the odder Eastside of the city. But like most downtowns, a visit is necessary or inevitable, and still wholly worthwhile. The area is a strange mix of scrubbed modernity and human scrums. (I can’t even count how many literal piles of people I saw stacked up on the sidewalk. Addicts, I suppose. Or perhaps there is a pastime in Portland–People Piling?–that I’m unaware of.)

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37 Hours on Curacao

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37 Hours in Curacao
The island of Curacao sits outside of the hurricane belt and the tourist belt (as compared to Holland’s other Caribbean islands), though it’s got plenty to offer. While you could easily spend a lifetime there, here at Somewhere Or Bust, we give you at least 37 Hours to experience the best of Curacao, just in case there were any other publications out there brazen enough to recommend travelers to a destination for fewer hours than that. Without further ado, here are the best things to do on Curacao. Read more

Leaving Warsaw

Posted on by Noah Lederman in Europe, Somewhere | 4 Comments

Leaving WarsawAs I walk the streets of Warsaw today, it’s easy to recognize a Poland disparate from the one where my grandparents had grown up; where my grandparents had watched their families get shipped to Treblinka, wither beside barbed wire fencing, and get gunned down before them. Read more

Drinking Wine in Washington with Kids

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Drinking Wine in Washington with KidsWine does not pair well with children. Most parents can’t stock their wine racks, as they stand dangerously at toddler height, and Mommy’s nighttime wine consumption is often less about pleasure than serving as a counterbalance against the daytime’s whine.

 

But Washington state, one of the world’s top wine destinations, with its nearly one thousand wineries, has a few that tipplers can tour with their toddlers. Most are found in Washington’s two great wine regions: Walla Walla in the east, and Woodinville, just a half hour from Seattle.

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Bad Jokes Told By Americans in Germany

Posted on by Noah Lederman in Lost In Translation, Or Bust | 2 Comments

When all of…

 

 

You will all…

 

 

That’s all, folks. I’m outta here. Thanks for reading. Come back, ya hear.

 

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