All over Southeast Asia, there is a terrible outbreak of Angry Birds syndrome. These creatures have attacked the locals in Thailand, Laos, and Vietnam. But no place has been hit harder than the Angry Birds outbreak in Cambodia.
Look at this poor child in his Angry Birds T-shirt and hat.
Dispensing Angry Birds propaganda is an enormous problem in Cambodia.
Kids transmit Angry Birds Virus by taking it to school. This Hologram makes it especially difficult to notice
Do you notice the prisoner pants that go with the sweatshirts? It’s a metaphor folks. The locals are being imprisoned by these atrocious fashion statements.
Honestly, I couldn’t even tell you if these Angry Birds were meat or vegetable or bubble gum. (I’m also unsure as to whether or not the things next to it are shrimp or something entirely different.)
There’s such a severe outbreak of Angry Birds that they’re giving it to the Buddham as sacrificial offerings.
Please report in the comments section if there have been an Angry Birds, Super Malarial Brothers, or Duck Hanta Virus outbreaks in your travels.